Colorado - The Flying Men of SLV. “50 States of Freaky!” Vol. 6
Be sure your all caught up on this series! “50 States of Freaky”
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Damn Colorado, what’s going on with you? Here I thought you were just a normal state, but now I hear you have some major underlying issues. Aliens, Bigfoot, Ghosts, Prairie Dragons (…the fuck is a prairie dragon?), and even Satan?! We need to get you to therapy, now! Well, if you could admit a state to rehab, Colorado would be the first state to do so, more specifically San Luis Valley. But there’s something that has baffled and creeped people out more than anything the valley has ever seen (more than Satan?!) and that’s the supposed “flying men”. Said to be a cross between the mothman and Dracula (really?), the flying men have been observed at least two dozen time over the past two years. They fly above the valley and have been witnessed by numerous people. They’ve even been witnessed by government officials and police officers. No one has been able to determine what these beings are.
OK all we have to do is form a giant mob and go to San Luis Valley and wait to see SOMETHING. Bigfoot, Ghosts, flying vampire mothmen, Aliens I mean come on we’re bound to capture some type of evidence there! What could these flying creatures be? Well, maybe if someone was smart enough to bring a camera/video camera and capture evidence of these things, then maybe we could determine what they are. But until then, it remains a mystery. So, since we’re talking about EVERYTHING freaky and explainable, what’s the freakiest thing you’ve experienced/witnessed?
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